realised that i have not posted a proper post since september, except for outings' announcements, birthday wishes etc :p
just a little while ago, i had my first life and death encounter with a cockroach. i was about to step into the toilet when i saw this big, black, disgusting cockroach resting somewhere near the toilet bowl. knowing me, i ran off immediately.
but the xiao qiang was really too big that i couldn't bear to see it escape alive and afterwards return to haunt me further. for your information, everytime i see a cockroach at home, all i had to do is to shout: "PA/MA/DI DI!!! YOU ZHANG LANG!!!!!" after which the poor cockroach would vanish from earth forever. but today, unfortunately, i was alone at home......
after hesistating for 5 minutes and calling my mum to check what time she will be coming back (unfortunately again, she did not bring her handphone), i finally plucked up all my courage, picked up the SHIELDTOX ODOURLESS KILLER, and headed for the toilet.
i stood outside the toilet, aimed the spray at xiao qiang with trembling hands, and took a deep breath.
with all my might, i pressed the spray head for one full minute.
during the process, xiao qiang struggled and tried to escape through the toilet door, which of coz i wont allow it; i pressed harder and made it went inside again. finally i gave up and ran back to my room after i noticed the force of the spray slowly diminishing. after the ordeal, i was panting as if i just finished a 2.4 km run, my hands were shaking uncontrollably, and my index finger hurt.
15 minutes later, my mum returned. she found a dead cockroach lying si jiao chao tian in the toilet. and to her horror i had used up the whole can of spray while trying to kill one cockroach.
anyhow, i am quite pleased that i managed to exterminate the first cockroach in my life. though my index finger still hurts.
Saturday, December 16, 2006
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3 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH omg the poor xiao qiang!!! it must be thinking "this killer is so merciless" in the last moments of its life.
LoLx! that reminds me of the cockroach i saw in the my office's toilet! i was doing a big business when i saw that big cockroach. actually i din notice, until i feel something itchy on my leg. and OMG! almost yelled, and i quickly finished what i am doing, even though i am only halfway through!
-qin
haha lq! be grateful the cockroach didn't climb upwards to AHEMAHEM! hehehe
no, the cockroach must be thinking, this killer is such a waste. use entire insecticide to kill a tiny creature.
-s.y.
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