Saturday, December 16, 2006

My first life-and-death encounter with a (big) cockroach

realised that i have not posted a proper post since september, except for outings' announcements, birthday wishes etc :p

just a little while ago, i had my first life and death encounter with a cockroach. i was about to step into the toilet when i saw this big, black, disgusting cockroach resting somewhere near the toilet bowl. knowing me, i ran off immediately.

but the xiao qiang was really too big that i couldn't bear to see it escape alive and afterwards return to haunt me further. for your information, everytime i see a cockroach at home, all i had to do is to shout: "PA/MA/DI DI!!! YOU ZHANG LANG!!!!!" after which the poor cockroach would vanish from earth forever. but today, unfortunately, i was alone at home......

after hesistating for 5 minutes and calling my mum to check what time she will be coming back (unfortunately again, she did not bring her handphone), i finally plucked up all my courage, picked up the SHIELDTOX ODOURLESS KILLER, and headed for the toilet.

i stood outside the toilet, aimed the spray at xiao qiang with trembling hands, and took a deep breath.

with all my might, i pressed the spray head for one full minute.

during the process, xiao qiang struggled and tried to escape through the toilet door, which of coz i wont allow it; i pressed harder and made it went inside again. finally i gave up and ran back to my room after i noticed the force of the spray slowly diminishing. after the ordeal, i was panting as if i just finished a 2.4 km run, my hands were shaking uncontrollably, and my index finger hurt.

15 minutes later, my mum returned. she found a dead cockroach lying si jiao chao tian in the toilet. and to her horror i had used up the whole can of spray while trying to kill one cockroach.

anyhow, i am quite pleased that i managed to exterminate the first cockroach in my life. though my index finger still hurts.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH omg the poor xiao qiang!!! it must be thinking "this killer is so merciless" in the last moments of its life.

Anonymous said...

LoLx! that reminds me of the cockroach i saw in the my office's toilet! i was doing a big business when i saw that big cockroach. actually i din notice, until i feel something itchy on my leg. and OMG! almost yelled, and i quickly finished what i am doing, even though i am only halfway through!

-qin

Anonymous said...

haha lq! be grateful the cockroach didn't climb upwards to AHEMAHEM! hehehe

no, the cockroach must be thinking, this killer is such a waste. use entire insecticide to kill a tiny creature.

-s.y.